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Carmel catholic urinal

Not tryna be weird, but why are they smelly. The deal with them, mostly 500 bathroom, is that everyone uses them. It’s the most common bathroom, but 100 is ok too. It’s a combination of piss build up cause nobody properly cleans them, and also those few who shit in the bathroom at school. A lot of people don’t, but some people do. Like in the toilet. But there has been shit in the urinals. 1 from Oscar, 2 from Mr Franklin when he couldn’t hold it in, and around 15 or 20 mini shits from freshmen. But overall, the urinals are smelly and unclean. Pee at home if you can, because there’s also probably herpes and gonorrhea in the air by the urinals from people.
Bro i need to shit rn
Go quick before you can’t make it and go in the Carmel catholic urinal
by ccanonymous January 28, 2025
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Dump in the Urinal

When someone says they took a dump in the urinal, it means that they sat in the urinal and took a dump.
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the liquid gold of life

best when it comes from a rhino or a lemur
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Urinal

Like a toilet that hangs off a wall in mens public restrooms, they can be singular or a trough and can be porcelain or metal and you stand up to use it
The urinal is overflowing with piss
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Does the sack below my urinal cannon hold pee?
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Strategic Non-Urination

Strategic non-urination is a skill that enables a person to greatly enhance their productivity by utilizing the sense of urgency that occurs when they really have to pee. By holding it in, they prolong that feeling of urgency and use it to quickly finish tasks. Imagine you have made a deal with yourself: 'I am not allowed to go pee until I have finished analyzing this spreadsheet.' Now you are incentivized to finish that analysis much faster, given the dire circumstances. This strategy is highly effective.
At first I wasn't going to meet my daily KPIs, but I chugged a bottle of water at 2pm, and by 3:30 I started my strategic non-urination. Once I began, my focus increased and I was able to maximize shareholder value before finally pissing at 4:45.
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