Brown market

Like the black market but just for toilet paper

I made $1000 selling this 4-pack of Charmin on the brown market

by Social distancing April 6, 2020

negative marketing

the way companies or businesses use ads to make extremists on twitter or any other media platform, destroy their products to make themselves look like the good guys and gain more sales as a result.

"man gillet has been using negative marketing quit a bit sense they found out it works."

by KO NO DIO DA!! October 15, 2020

Sales & Marketing Director

The Sales & Marketing Director is an individual that spends an exorbitant amount of time contemplating marketing & selling. Whilst not actually understanding the product. But manages to actively sell himself with pretty line charts, inventing facts and interfering with things he neither understands nor is within his remit. Trying to make himself look good by making others look bad.

“The new Sales guy has started! We have been told he is our last, best hope! He is the Sales & Marketing Director”. Only to hear in reply “oh this guy with the pretty line charts & post it notes? He can’t sell for toffee, let alone count… spends all his time interfering in what doesn’t concern him, is about a disappointing as Luke Skywalker in “Star Wars: The Last Jedi” and I have heard their is another…”

by Glimmer December 10, 2023

market power

Fuck off

You wanna know what market power means fuck off.

by Zcraaay February 22, 2018

Market Pliers

I think I heard that he had a big iron on his hip somewhere

A: Did you hear Market Pliers has a big iron on his hip?

B: Who is Market Pliers?

by FatherUnreal November 26, 2023

Cactus Plant Flea Market

New Mcdonalds Happy Meal. An “adult” happy meal, but I don’t see anything bad Characters are Grimmace, Hamburgalar, Birdie, and Cactus Buddy. All with HORRIFYING four eyes.

Yoo… I went to Mcdonalds and ordered a Cactus Plant Flea Market!

Bro what the fuck are you talking about

by TeleKamptiA October 8, 2022

Hasty Market

Hasty Market is a Canadian convenience store chain. Since the first Hasty Market was opened in 1981 in Hamilton, Ontario, the company has grown to over 150 locations across Ontario. Hasty Market provides the usual convenience store offerings, and at some locations has hot food, smoothies, and more.

Example 1:
"I'm out of milk. Time to go to Hasty Market!"

Example 2:
Guelph resident: "I keep trying to buy eggs, but Cam Guthrie keeps jumping out from behind Hasty Market and stealing all my eggs!"
Cam Guthrie: *sucks egg*

by hailqueensatan July 20, 2025