Teddy Roosevelt Conversation

1. A three-person conversation in which two people are competing to eventually sleep with a third person, usually by way of a shared conversational topic in which the two competitors are trying to show that they know more than the other.

“Dude did check out the Teddy Roosevelt Conversation happening on the couch! My money is on the tall one!”

by djxo October 14, 2025

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Teddy Bear

Nickname for Richie Incognito

The Teddy Bear was named the dirtiest NFL player one year.

by Coop Dupe January 14, 2025

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teddy bear mom

a mom who is overly concerned with her kid's bedtime

"yo, my mom made me go to bed at like 8pm last night, so I missed the game"

"dang, you missed a good one - she's such a teddy bear mom!"

by RorosDad February 28, 2025

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Me In White tee, Women Skinny Jeans, And Converses Humping Teddy Dog That Is Rapist Is The Lady Liberty Statue

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Teddy-Any, Teddy-Bear, Teddy- Cat, And Teddy-Dog

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Teddy

You may think he is your best friend but when you least expect it he’ll turn around and openly hate jellyfish!

I know, I know. It’s gonna be alright.

You can either take your jellyfish respecting self and leave. Or you can fight back. Chose carefully.

“I heard you dislike jellyfish. Didn’t know you very such a Teddy.”

by Thewargod June 9, 2024

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