taste the random

When someone gets together with their friends, turns off the lights, and plays "who's in my mouth".

I'm feeling friendly. Let's get drunk and taste the random.

by Johnny T Ferdo December 19, 2008

Taste It

To refer to tasting on any genitals without using derogatory slander

Come over here and taste it

Taste on it

Have a taste

by Taste It October 1, 2015

double tasking

when you are doing two things at one time.

I am reading and cooking at the same time. Basically I am double tasking.

by beaksalicious101 August 18, 2014

Taser

A "Less than Lethal" weapon used to incapacitate a person without killing them. Generally used by police. Fires two barbed prongs up to twenty feet which then penetrate the skin and deliver an extremely painful shock causing the perosn to fall to loose control of their muscles, fall to the ground and do the crappie flop and sometimes piss themselves.

COP: Hey shitbag. You're under arrest, turn around and put your hands behind your back.

SHITBAG: Fuck you pig. You better call for back-up

COP: Takes out Taser and repeats his order.

SHITBAG: Fuck you:

COP: Shoots shitbag with Taser and laugh's while shitbag does the crappei flop on the ground.

SHITBAG: (After he regains control of his muscles) Rolls over and puts his hands behind his back to be handcuffed while complaining about how bad it hurt and he pissed himself.

COP: Laughs hysterically while handcuffing shitbag.

by Shock Therapy April 28, 2005

Tasty Treats

An Australian word used to describe the sighting of a particularly attractive person or body part of that person.
I.e. the eyes are being given sustenance.

"Dude, eyes left....tasty treats"

"She was wearing a particularly low cut top....tasty treats indeed."

by J-w-d August 31, 2007

Tasfia

Extremely social; friendly

Man, that girl is such a Tasfia.

by Real Guy January 16, 2008

Mentally tasered

When one talks confidently about a possible situation that might arise and then when the situation actually happens they get mentally tasered, or handle the situation completely different from how they claimed they would, usually by whoever they were talking about easily "over powering" in the situation.

John: This isn't a good idea. I got pulled over by a cop last night for staying out past curfew like this skating.

George: Ha! Wow you're a pussy. Stop worrying. If a cop even tried pulling me over for that I would pull out my knife and cut his ass.

*Red and blue lights flash and a police officer approaches the 2 of them*

Cop: What are you two doing out this late? It's past the local curfew.

George: H-hello officer we we're j-just taking a walk and enjoying th-the weather.

John: Wow, so much for acting like a tough guy huh George?

George: Shut up I got mentally tasered asshole!

by Dj Djuric July 21, 2009