swiss hat trick

A hat trick in soccer is scoring three goals in one game. A German hat trick is scoring three consecutive goals in the same half, a much more difficult task.

On a weekend vacation break, having sex with three different (fresh meat) partners is a hat trick. Three partners in a 24 hour period is a German hat trick.

A Swiss hat trick is similar to a German hat trick but quirkier. The difference is no washing during the 24 hour period.

A Swiss hat trick is having intercourse with three different sexual partners within a 24 hour period with zero intimate washing.

You must be a true pulling machine to complete the Swiss hat trick. Ron completed it in Skegness after a couple of previous Swiss braces.

by Geordie6 June 16, 2024

Swiss charred

What yer salad-greens will likely become if ya let yer greenhouse get too hot.

I made da mistake of using too high a setting on my dehydrator when drying a tray of garden-produce, and so I ended up with Swiss charred!

by QuacksO March 31, 2025

Swiss charred

What you'll likely create if ya set da thermostat on yer dehumidifier too high when drying veggie-greens.

One should carefully monitor his equipment during da drying-process so as not to end up with Swiss charred!

by QuacksO April 17, 2025

Swiss fist

the art or punching someone in the face with a hand covered in Swiss cheese (ONLY SLICED CHEESE APPLICABLE)

DARREN "Did you see how he just punched him"
ARTHUR "No what did he do"
DARREN "He gave him the good old Swiss fist"

by boss mans boss May 4, 2025

Swiss

Bad, not ideal. A reaction towards someone doing something fucked up. "I'm gonna turn his ass to swiss cheese"

"Annie stole Kaylees vape bro"
"Damn that's swiss"

by thezoooo May 7, 2025

Swiss semi

When the penis refuses to fully arise and stays neutral during coitus.

Oh dear my love, it's not happening here, I have a Swiss semi!

by The Haxman December 6, 2022

SWISS

1. (Noun) Cannabis 2. (Verb) The act of smoking cannabis.

Created by professional MMA fighter Ramy Daoud in 2008. Used in Atlanta, Chicago, Seattle, Boston, Columbus.

I just picked up the backwoods, y’all ready to Swiss?

by Bruja_gyal August 18, 2023