Purple Slushies

A kick ass gang. They destroy the blips into tiny little pieces EVERY. SINGLE. DAY.

Damn son, those purple slushies kick ass. RECOGNIZE.

by Justin Carlos Baby January 12, 2009

Susie Q Ball

When a bald man has his head shit on by a female(s) giving the appearance of a new hair style

Did you see Kara gave Chevy a Susie Q Ball?
Dude Chevy just got Susie Q Balled!

by UsHomies June 28, 2007

sushi dick

A retort you can reply with to some annoying Azn dude's flame.

Based on the belief that Asian penis is small and stumpy and shaped like a sushi

KyoKyo: KEKEKE u fuckin noob lern to aim dickbitch ^____^

Big Penised American: Hey, I don't need no sushi dick telling me how to behave

KyoKyo: T.T

by kekekeke May 2, 2005

Susie Chapstick

A crap that remains partially lodged in the asshole and requires copious amounts of toilet paper to wipe off. It's so named because the mechanics of the said crap are very similar to a container of chapstick as it gradually rises out of the tube and is very slowly wiped off. A Susie Chapstick usually involves a fecal consistency that is very pasty or putty-like (see definition for "chad"), and often occurs when the individual is semi-constipated, thus lacking the GI motility to pass that offending last piece of shit completely through the anus. Ironically, Susie Chapsticks have a high affinity for occurring in public restrooms with limited or low-grade toilet paper, and no plunger anywhere in sight. To add insult to injury, the person having such a crap is also normally late for something important, like a hot date or job interview.

Wow...Wally has sure been in there a long time. I keep hearing the toilet flush and thought I also heard plunging. He must be having some hellacious Susie Chapstick craps after going on those pain pills.

by gothictom January 25, 2011

sushi douchey

A man who screams J.T. and shoves sushi rolls down another man's asshole and when the other man cums they stop putting sushi rolls down the man's asshole.

The two men played sushi douchey last night

by Who's man January 3, 2018

Warm Susie

A Warm susie entails a tighly rolled up face cloth, warmed gently in a microwave. A rubber glove is inserted into the end of the rolled cloth forming a tight pocket. The glove is lubricated and the male genitalia is inserted to simulate intercourse

rolled susie, no example needed Warm susie

by jim noons October 30, 2008

Sussy Slushie

The act of inserting your penis into another mans anus and nutting

Last night I gave Dan the Sussy Slushie if you know what I mean.

by asininme July 7, 2021