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Houdini Superman Surprise

Similar in execution to the original Houdini, although to perform correctly you should have dressed up as mild mannered reporter clark kent. Upon spitting on the ladys back she will turn round, whilst she is doing this simply leap into the nearest cupboard and leap back out again dressed as the man of steel, then ejaculate your super-sperm into the ladys astonished face, bellow the legend "Houdini SUUUPERMAAAAN!" then leave via the nearest window.
'Hey Man, your mum sure looked shocked when i gave her the Houdini Superman Surprise last night!'

'Yeah, I think she was expecting a Darren Delight instead!'
by Dan 'The Hitman' Humperdink December 15, 2008
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surprise sex

Unconsented intercourse that is technically construed as rape.


When performed on your girlfriend, it's surprise sex.


When performed on an even hotter chick, it's rape.
Surprise sex is the reason that children occur in the animal kingdom. Male rabbits rape the females. Yes, really, my sister breeds rabbits and knows all.
by Gumba Gumba April 14, 2004
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Labiactic Surprise

Any girl who looks really prude, but then turns out to be "loose" and gives in really easily.
"Damn. That girl Caroline is a real labiactic surprise! She fucked on the first date but everyone thought she was a nerd."
by Pseudolabia October 21, 2008
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Colgate Surprise

When a man ejaculates in a person's toothpaste.
He was pissing me off, so I gave him a colgate surprise.

Logistically, it was hard to give him a colgate surprise, but he deserved it so much!
by Frank "Laboner" Joseph December 9, 2008
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Cajun Surprise

It's when you eat spicy crawfish and then fingerbang a girl. At first she's all down with the fingerbanging and moaning and shit. Then, out of nowhere, the spices on your hand from eating the crawfish start burning her bone-collector. It usually doesn't burn in a positive way.
Dude, I made this bitch cry last night from a Cajun Surprise, that batch of crawfish must have had extra crab boil.
by Thor-Hunter July 19, 2009
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Red Wine Cork Surprise

Occurs when a female squats over a male's face to receive cunnilingus, then reaches between her legs, pulls a tampon out of her vagina, and menstruates on the man's face.
Bruno: Dude, how'd you get those red stains on your eye glasses, man?

James: Last night I was going down on my girlfriend and she totally Red Wine Cork Surprised me! IT WAS LOVELY AND AMAZING.
by C Silent J October 21, 2010
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george washington surprise

For a man to put his erecet penis in the mouth of a sleeping woman. When she wakes up she then has "wood" in her mouth. Named for the belief that George Washington had wooden teeth.
"Damn, when she passed out last night, I gave her the old george washington surprise ."
by Mike Giordano May 9, 2007
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