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get a stapler straight

To know what is more important, can be used in a hilarious or serious manner, a synonym of get a marker straight
person 1: you need to study hard, stop being unproductive on TV shows, you need to do homework.

person 2: ok, I promise I'm gonna get a stapler straight about my homework.
by A Marker Lover February 4, 2026
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Philadelphia Thigh Stapler

When a man staples his penis to either his right or left thigh, and a woman proceeds to rip the stapler out with her teeth and 'play' (suck) the penis like a flute.
Frank: Just got a philadelphia thigh stapler, man that shit hurts
Gloria: Just gave frank a philadelphia thigh stapler
by cornusthe4th February 14, 2026
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Cyan Colored Heart Stealer

A nickname of a great guy (Also shortened to just "CCHS" sometimes.). Someone who tries their best towards their friends and loved ones. As Lao Tzu says "He who knows others is wise; He who knows himself is enlightened.". He doesn't know his own worth and the potential to do great things if he really puts his mind to it.
OMG. Have you seen the "Cyan Colored Heart Stealer"?

Yeah, I love him so much and I will support him until the end of time.
by DefinitelyNOTMysti December 6, 2024
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