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Schwarzmann Steamer

After taking a massive shit, you accidentally flick the bathroom heater switch instead of the bathroom ventilator switch, then leave and close the door. So instead of blowing the stinky air out of the room, you lock it in and heat it up.
Damn son, did you leave a schwarzmann steamer in bathroom? It's hot as fuck in here and stinks like hell!
by icicler September 8, 2018
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Cleveland Steamer

To take a dump on the chest of your sexual partner.

No one knows the actual origin of this word. Most think it is because there is a brown stripe on the orange helmet of the Cleveland Browns. However, a lesser known cult leader arrested in 1990 became synonymous with the act when he told his wife to drain their tub and remain inside, laying down. Jeffery Lundgren, leader of the kirkland cult, then got in the tub. He squatted over her and took a dump. Upon the cult members' arrests in 1990, Southeast of Cleveland his wife reported this act to police, among other maltreatment and abuse suffered at his hands. Jeffery Lundgren was executed in 2006 for killing an entire family and a few other crimes. Some cult members including his wife are still in prison today for these crimes.

After the cults arrest, the property owner of the home where the cult stayed took possession back of his property, after receiving only 2 mos rent. Upon entering the property he found a 1ft thick pile of poop in his basement among other things that gave validity to the claims made by Lundgren's wife.

The term Cleveland Steamer was then first documented in 1995 on a website called Usenet and then used again on a Family Guy episode in 1999. It then became the most popular way to refer to crapping on someone's chest during sex. This is the true origin for the phrase.
I found out that b*t*h cheated on me so I gave her a Cleveland Steamer and left.
by An0nym0us81 January 13, 2023
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Jerome Steamer

When a couple has sex doggy style in the China Village delivery car and a tweaker factory worker watches and jacks off while taking a shit in a dumpster.
I gave that waitress Jerome Steamer during her smoke break... that was her tip.
by Jerome Steamer September 28, 2019
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Stevie Steamer

Pouring cold water on the sensor in the steam room to create super thick and hot steam bath
The perfect ending to a hard day is a nice stevie steamer. The steam is thicker then smokey mountain fog.
by brinathig October 21, 2008
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Cleavage steamer

The act of defecating down a woman's cleavage.
"Then he gave me a cleavage steamer! It was so hot!"
by Mrbleh July 15, 2023
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Stanley Steamer

The act of going down on a woman and breathing hot air on the vagina.
She gave me a Stanley Steamer and got my carpet cleaner.
by Hgswells November 19, 2019
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Cornville steamer

The act of squatting over a toilet, shitting, taking a picture and sending it to a loved one.
Roy: what did you do last night?
Lorne: sent my girlfriend a Cornville steamer, she was so happy about the level of trust between us.
by Silent rick November 15, 2022
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