The act of taking a steamy diarrhea-like dump on someone's chest that resembles bayou water. Much like the Cleveland Steamer only less solid.
What happened to Lester?

His woman on the side got mad at and gave him a bayou steamer after she ate 13 burrito's from Taco Bell.
by CollegiateSomebody July 10, 2011
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