1. Someone who despite multiple explanations is unable to grasp simple concepts.
2. Common Sense 'Road Kill"
3. Lacking basic and/or needed skill-sets to succeed in current work, much less advanced position, or someone who is employed well above what subordinates or co-workers believe they are intellectually able to handle
4. Darwin Award candidate
2. Common Sense 'Road Kill"
3. Lacking basic and/or needed skill-sets to succeed in current work, much less advanced position, or someone who is employed well above what subordinates or co-workers believe they are intellectually able to handle
4. Darwin Award candidate
You rarely see a dead squirrel on the side of the road. So a slow squirrel is one who probably should have been removed from the gene pool.
E.G. He/She is a slow squirrel.
Anyone who has made honorable mention or received a Darwin Award
E.G. He/She is a slow squirrel.
Anyone who has made honorable mention or received a Darwin Award
by CDSRM43 April 8, 2011
Get the Slow Squirrelmug. The act of grabbing you're scrotum mid-coitus and shoving it into your partners mouth or gaping anus. Typically followed by a commanding statement for your partner to "Save em up for Winter!"
It should be noted that this dominating act should only be performed in situations wherein the dominating party has enough Sack Slack to properly perform the maneuver and the receiving party has either a big enough mouth or a properly stretched anus to receive the package in its entirety.
It should be noted that this dominating act should only be performed in situations wherein the dominating party has enough Sack Slack to properly perform the maneuver and the receiving party has either a big enough mouth or a properly stretched anus to receive the package in its entirety.
Me and Angie wanted to try something different last night so I tried Squirrel Cheeking her ass and told that bitch to save em up for winter.
by Dave Darkly Asst Mgr JJSS March 11, 2010
Get the Squirrel Cheekingmug. when fucking a chick(missionary preferably), insert your balls(nuts) into the chicks ass.
Can be done easier if is a warm night/day and chick recently just took it in the ass.
Can be done easier if is a warm night/day and chick recently just took it in the ass.
by J-with March 29, 2008
Get the Dirty Squirrelmug. Verb: To place one or more hits of Ecstasy (MDMA) into one's own drink, usually bottled. not to be confused with a slip.
by J-radikal June 17, 2007
Get the drinkin' squirrelsmug. When a squirrel is materialistic.
by oikawaissuperior April 24, 2022
Get the material squirrelmug. A person who conducts themselves in a trashy manner. Could be a hygiene issue or a behavior issue. Crosses all ethnicities.
A dirt squirrel is a guy who wears loose tank tops with either beer advertisement or Nascar on it. Someone who might put Kool-Aid in a baby bottle. One who swears at their kids in public(for Gods sake have the decency to do that in private). A person who doesn't flush the toilet then not wash their hands in a public restroom. See people of Walmart.com
by mredh1979 December 8, 2011
Get the Dirt Squirrelmug. by LoveTheLamp April 6, 2007
Get the shit a squirrelmug.