National tit squeeze day

On may 31 feel free to grab anyone who will not call the cops tits
Today is national tit squeeze day grab my tits
by kinky loser May 28, 2018
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you hop a fence and squeeze the chickens, then when you get in trouble there is a good and confusing story to tell. you will probably be put in a mental institute.
dude i wanna hop the fence and SQUEEZE THE CHICKENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by senor fluffy ears the elephant December 4, 2018
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National Squeeze Ass Day

ALL ABOUT ASS APRIL!

YOU MAY SQUEEZE,GRABBED,OR SLAP ANY ASS YOU WANT.
You see a boy/girl walking pass grab that ass.
National Squeeze Ass Day
by BloodyTay April 11, 2019
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Exceedingly frugal, ridiculously cheap, unwilling or unable to let go of money when one should
"Trying to get this guy to pay for something is impossible...He could squeeze a nickel 'til the buffalo shits!"
by Mr Jameson September 27, 2010
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National Squeeze Boob Month, a month where you can grab anybody (male or female)’s boobs with no concequences.
Timmy: *Grabs and squeezes Samantha’s booby.*
Samantha: Timmy what are you doing!?
Timmy: It is National Squeeze Boob Month silly!
Samantha: oh haha! *Squeezes Timmy’s nipple*
by MonthSpecalist October 18, 2019
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Make sure that what you are doing and striving for is going to be worth any sacrifices you will have to make along the way. If it's a relationship, job, anything in life.
If you love someone more than life itself and will do anything to have her and shes perfect for you, yet you have to move far away and start a new life, the juice is worth the squeeze.

Or if you want to become a lawyer but it costs 100's of thousands in debt and years of studying and when you graduate you have to move to alaska but your starting salary is 400K a year, the juice was worth the squeeze. Always know if the juice is worth the squeeze.
by BillHem March 26, 2008
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Squeeze between my Knees

Masturbation. Another one of those long, drawn out and funny ways of saying you masturbated.

Depending on context, it could also be used as term for giving/receiving a handjob.
Guy: "I did the Squeeze between my Knees last night when no one else was home."
by TheFiend138 May 31, 2018
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