Michoacán sprinkler

When you’re all fucked up trying to impress a girl with the helicopter dance and you piss all over her carpet

“Yo I just stayed the night at homegirls”

“”You clapped those cheeks tho , right?””

“Nah bro, I got too fucked up and gave her the Michoacán sprinkler instead”

by SatanicHispanicInaPanic October 13, 2021

sprinkle the infield

When a female inserts cocaine into their vagina and a male has sex with her then the girl proceeds to sniff the remaining cocaine off of his penis.

Dave: "Hey man heard you hooked up with Emily last night."
Benni: "Yeah man she even let me sprinkle the infield!"
Dave: "Atta boy!"

by Howiefeltersnatch420 September 19, 2016

sprankle

the act of ejaculating onto a girls face when she leasts expects it. this usually ends in joy or utter terror from the female.

Guy 1-
Dude last night I hooked up with Nicole. All I wanted to do was sprankle all over her face.

Guy 2-
Ohhh No you didn't dawg!

by SDuff April 7, 2011

skrunkle

Verb.
To mess something up, or to wrinkle something.
The act of skrunkling.

Person: Mike you're skrunkling that term calendar!!
Mike: But it's not fitting in my bag. I need to skrunkle it.

by Sararaha August 15, 2015

THE SPRINKLER

The act of masturbating two men at the same time to completion while on ones knees using alternating strokes.

that girl whipped out the sprinkler on jeff and i.

by killa325i January 4, 2007

Sprinkler Girl

A girl who gets around...one who sleeps with whoever, whenever, & wherever.

"Ay girl, let me find out you're a Sprinkler Girl?!"

by Ana Pattinson January 12, 2009

Sprinklery

A person that, without the intention to, spits while talking.

Man, Todd is so sprinklery that whenever I go talk to him, I get all wet.

by Marco Tulio Nardi February 14, 2009