God spreading

Ultra version of man spreading

Dude, stop god spreading the car is already stuffy.

by WarKami September 9, 2021

Fps Spread

Where you have a blowjob when playing a first person shooter and you're losing because you can't concentrate.

Bf: let's fps spread
Gf: Sounds like fun

by EPICRUSSIANPOTATOES December 21, 2015

Stoner Spread

An array of fried foods put together to form the perfect buffet for filling the munchies after a good session of self medication.

Open up the freezer, dude, I have all the ingredients for a Stoner Spread.

by Angrydriver May 13, 2022

fucktardation spreading

Spreading videos of fuck tards doing mentally defective things when you make a smart video.

Me: omg NO WAY how stupid!
Lil fuck boi: nice video!
Me: no its a dumbly defective video
Lil fuck boi: ... Fucktardation spreading

by xX 44100 Xx March 15, 2021

spread the onion

To pass very bad wind (fart) while walking though a crowd or in confined area like a crowded lift.

"Somebody spread the onion in the lift that just about made my eyes water!"

by The Big Monkey Man August 11, 2017

spreading financials

An auditor’s euphemism for having the hotsex. Taken from the task of having to take financial data from one source, like a PDF, to another, like Excel...called spreading.

Auditor 1: I plan to be spreading financials with Susie all weekend.

Auditor 2: Use a condom bro; I heard she gets around.

by Immature Auditor August 2, 2019

Chocolate tity spread

Chocolate tity spread is when a woman spreads her tits and a man proceed to poop on the tits and spreads it with his hands

My husband gave me a Chocolate tity spread last night

by Corner man 777 September 13, 2022