by Heisenberg7 October 12, 2015
Get the The Splatters mug.When one's partner squeezes out a turd while one is actively engaged in anal intercourse so that one's penis happens to divide said turd much in the same way that one splits a log of wood.
by LandfillSaloon August 2, 2016
Get the Log splitting mug.When upon hitting the dance floor one feels the onset of a violent, uncontrollable bout of diarrhea that demands immediate expulsion from one's bowels.
I made the mistake of eating a crunch wrap supreme before hitting the club last night. As soon as I got on the floor with my date I got the dance floor splatters. Talk about a shitty first date!
by Bowel Problems Bandit May 10, 2009
Get the Dance Floor Splatters mug.I type of film where the emphasis is on killing itself compared with gore where the emphasis is on the result of the killing.
by Lucas 666 April 9, 2007
Get the splatter mug.As used in the BBC TV series That Mitchell and Webb Look, featuring the character Sir Digby Chicken-Ceasar who regularly shouts to his sidekick Ginger the immortal words "to the slotties!"
by bigdeggsy August 15, 2010
Get the slotties mug.the type of sound made when you throw a pineapple directly at a brick wall and it smells like an urangatang.
"did it go splat or splatter?" Hilary asked bill clinton after he threw a bowl of aunt jamima pancake mix at her crotch.
by Pat The Phunky Homosapien June 27, 2003
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