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snapple cunt

An annoying know-it-all. Someone who thinks they have all the answers, but really they don't. Snapple cunts are useless.

The origin of 'snapple' comes from the useless snapple facts (the little facts on the back of snapple-drink lids)
Conor: Please pick on me, I know the correct answer to the question!

Teacher: Shut up, you're such a snapple cunt.
by john lickayack April 4, 2009
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Snapper Punch

The sexual act of punching a woman in her "snapper" commonly known as vagina.
Mike doesn't just finger his women, he snapper punches them. I don't know why girls like being fist punched hard in their snapper.
by ohletsdoit October 20, 2010
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SnapperDoodle

A woman's vagina..
A pussy,
A cunt,
snickerpie,
muffbasket,
whiskerbiscuit,
also known as the forbidden fruit.
*Gets a nudie pic from a chic*
"Yo Freddy, check out this bitch's snapperdoodle!"

Christina had a very nice lookin snapperdoodle, however, Becky did not..

After Jimmy munched on Sarah's snapperdoodle, he developed what appeared to be cold sores on his lips!

"Hey Tasha, can I cockadoodle goo your snapperdoodle doo?"

As Larry laid dying in a hospital bed, a nurse asked if there was anything she could do to make him feel more comfortable. Larry motioned her over. She approached him seductively and he whispered something. She leaned closer to hear and purposely grazed her perky tits on his chest as she put her ear close to his mouth. Larry slowly brushed the hair behind her ear, gently caressing her. He grabbed her by the back of the neck,sucked and licked her ear and smacked her hard on the ass, grasping a firm grip. Not letting go he shouted, " Hot Damn! I was born by the snapperdoodle, and I'm wanna die by the snapperdoodle!!"
by thepickledickedwitchdoctor August 23, 2017
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Smappy

The term Smappy Is a combination of the emotions Sad, Mad, And Happy.
"I was pretty confused and Smappy about the situation"
by The Word Artist October 22, 2018
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bone snapple beef

alternative to 'bone apple teeth' or 'bon appetite'
*fancy meal arrives*

"Bone snapple beef!"
by rattyonce November 21, 2016
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fat slappy

The art of getting an amazing kill in a FPS, for example a head shot, quick scope, or something completely absurd and shouldn't of been able to happen. Or, in other words, yeeting that bitch so hard they get completely erased from existence.
"Hey Ben, did you see that fat slappy i hit with Ela's shotgun?"
"No, but did you see the fat slappy I hit with Doc?"
by daedra231 December 3, 2018
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Shit Snapper

A person who spams shit on snapchat, and pisses off all of their friends.
Susan: "Have you texted Lily yet?"

Ryan: "No she is such a shit snapper."
by Sand Paper Hat December 30, 2019
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