sinister snack

Sardines, mustard, and pickles arranged in a pentacle shape.

Coined by iFunny user Wignasty with added instructions on the preparation.

Have you seen Wignasty's sinister snack?

I vomited because my vril levels aren't high enough to tolerate the dark energy emanating from the meal.

by PulcherGyst May 13, 2022

Light Snack

When an obese person says they are having a light snack, they truly aren't. They are actually about to pig out and eat as much food as possible.

"Alright guys im getting off, I gotta go get a light snack"

by POOPYBUTTINNIT May 2, 2021

butter snack

When you cum in a girls mouth during fellatio.

I wouldn't let my girlfriend kiss me after I gave her a butter snack.

by TreyIII December 29, 2013

Midday snack

Midday snack refers to the remaining or left over fecal matter in or around ones anus, that can be swiped with a pointer finger at anytime and be eaten

Timmy didn't have time to eat his whole meal at lunch but he knew he could always rely on his midday snack!

by Donkikongdick June 17, 2021

slut snack

something to eat while climaxing to enhance your orgasm
e.g fruit, chocolate, cakes etc

person 1: last night i ate a strawberry while using my vibrator and the juice dripping down my face was euphoric

person 2: i’ll be trying a slut snack tonight

by cherry the vibrator July 13, 2023

carpet snacking

When your toddler throws his goddamn food all over the carpet and then constantly comes back to it in order to snack on old, hair covered food.

My kid has had several bad shits today, but I cannot tell if it is from teething or from all his carpet snacking.

by trace brock January 11, 2019

Snack Trap

Sandlot slang for 'mouth'. c.f. pie hole. Appropriate for use in the company of young children. 'Snack Trap' is a semi-generic name for a plastic container often seen full of Cheerios in the hands of 2-year olds.

Father: I really don't want to read this 'Thomas the Tank' dreck anymore.
Mother: Shut your snack trap, daddy, I've read it three times already today.

Child: We went to the Exploratorium and daddy got me some Jelly Beans!
Mother: Jelly Beans?! Really?
Father: Watch your snack trap, kid, that was supposed to be a secret!

by shabbychef August 26, 2012