smeg tip

The japs eye, the bit of the penis piss and jizz comes out.

Was wanking real hard looking at the smeg tip, it winked and next thing I jizzed in my eye.

by Lord Gannet V March 16, 2020

Sieg

Sieg is a very loving and passionate girl. She is a heartwarming person who you can trust with your life. She has a good sense of humour and has a deep love for ice cream. She might seem shy at first but once you get to know her she is the most outgoing person and you never get bored of her. She is a really great listener and will support you in whatever you do. once you have a Sieg in your life, never let her go. She is also very very cute and gives the best hugs.

person 1: Wow, she is so pretty and sweet.
person 2: Yeah, she is defenitely a Sieg.

by rainbowfairydust June 5, 2020

smeg

A British exclamation used as a mild expletive.

Could ya chill a smeg down, woman?!

by Comcoy April 14, 2020

Smegasnake

A man who has a large uncircumcised penis usually in excess of 7 inches which he never cleans causing a large build up of oily smegma

Andrew has such a big dick but it stinks like crap the thing is like one huge smegasnake

by Smegmalord69 August 17, 2020

smegcy

-It tells you that you are a good person
-It can also define to forgive someone that has made you upset

Hey bro You are a smegcy to me

Alisa, smegcy you.

by Potato Facts September 8, 2020

smeg

cheesy willy

nice cock but i did not like the smeg

by smeg master September 24, 2020

Smeggie Smackdown

When you are your slimes (Friends) Get there cocks out and start having a snowball fight but with the left over smegma you have collected over the years

Oh brother want to join the Smeggie Smackdown

by NaterHiggers323 October 3, 2020