slippery wombat

a very hairy and wet vagina

We were kissing heavily then she took off her pants and revealed her slippery wombat.

by Luke L. June 19, 2006

Dildo that slipped through the cracks

A total fuck head.

I'm not going to lie to you, this douchebag is the dildo that slipped through the cracks.

by Sheldon January 24, 2004

swipple

To beat another with one's own body part in a flailing motion. In sexual terms it's synonymous to cockslapping.

Meet me behind the school at 3, I'm gonna swipple yo' ass.
or
I swippled that girl with my big d just last night.

by DiegoNegro December 13, 2010

Slippery Git Mat

A near friction free disc seperating the slipmant and platter of a professional turntable. Greatly aids the manipulation of a record on the turntable

This slippery git mat is really slippery

by Darren Lambert March 27, 2004

Slippery Velvet

1. wet Pussy
2. A vagina, specifically when aroused and ready to play

"My tongue trailed up her thighs and to her slippery velvet where I brought her to ecstasy"

by chronicsuiiphile June 19, 2007

Slippery Floop

The act of having sex on a wet floor in Japan. Which is thought of as kinky.

Guy from Japan : "Hey, do you want to Slippery Floop with me tonight?"
Girl friom Japan: "Seriously? Thats so sexy...I'd love to!"

Guy from the U.S.A : "I want to go to Japan to Slippery Floop with some pretty Asian girls."
Another Guy from the U.S.A: "Me too!!"

by That One Girl From Canada February 16, 2009

slippery steven

When you take a Trojan magnum condom and fill it all the way up with lube and then hit someone in the face with it

Person 1: Dude I just saw him get a slippery steven.
Person 2: Aw gross!

by Brennan610 May 29, 2010