Sperm Skates

The generic sandals given to inmates in county jails across the nation for daily wear and for use in the showers..to "skate over the sperm". Definitely found at the East and West county jails in Contra Costa County, California.

I got hemmed up for smacking my chick cuz she was fucking my weed dealer. After I got my jail clothes, they took my shoes and gave me a pair of Sperm Skates.

by Salient1503 March 21, 2011

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Lemming skates

1)The skates that have replaced lemmings legs as eveloution has progressed. Dr. Hanz Yodelenheimer has theroized that the shift from legs to skates happened sometime late in 2006. Though he is perplexed as to where they got the industrial grade graphite, or the ball bearings and suspension systems for them to work.( let alone how they successfuly integrated mechanical parts into their organic anatomy ) Besides having no legs, the only significant change to the lemming population has been the greater velocity.

2) Very fast skates, making someone unusually fast on the rink.

Shit! Did you see how fast she was going? She must have lemming skates.

by brothelface October 13, 2011

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ron slater

A stoner from the movie "Dazed and Confused " played by the actor Rory Cochrane. Ron Slater is a very majestic man who has lots of interesting conspiracy theories. He is one of the secondary characters but he is one of the most beloved characters from the movie. Some of Ron Slaters favorite activities are going to parties, driving around, WEED, and hanging at the moon tower with his buds. If you haven't seen the the movie Dazed and Confused it is worth watching. This movie is about teenagers, stoners geeks and jocks, in the summer of 1976 just having a good time.

Kevin: "Slater hows it goin man?"
Ron Slater: "fixen to be a lot better man."

by I.hate.making.up.names67 January 2, 2017

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charlotte slater

cutie w a booty

damn she's such a Charlotte Slater

by ellis91928273 January 27, 2017

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Jon Slater

A child toucher who denies allegations but deep down loves children. Has curly brown/blonde hair plays for a shit footy team and gives free Up and Go's. For help lines call 911 or 000

Jon Slater

by Noah perky June 15, 2018

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