Cincinnati Slapper

When your girl pours cinnamon (or any various other spices) all over your cock and balls and proceeds to slap the fuck out of your burning genitalia.

“Damn man my shit still burns, my girl gave me a Cincinnati Slapper last night”

by Homo shitdick July 4, 2025

Knee-slapper

Something so hilarious it makes u slap your knees. Funny moments that cause uncontrollable laughter.

My niece and I seen a man with a car dealership flag on his bicycle chased by a bunch of Chihuahuas, it was such a knee-slapper!! Hahahaha

by MainRain October 13, 2018

Casket slapper

A funeral except a really wild one with karaoke

Matt: Guys, when it’s my time to go, I want you to have a great time, make it really memorable. Goddamn it I want a real casket slapper!

Jay: like with karaoke?

Pob: don’t worry bro, I promise you it will be a real casket slapped

by Pobby Weirdo March 26, 2025

slappers arm

One who wakes up with a saw arm/arms after a big night playing the pokie machines.

Bro, woke up with the worst slappers arm this morning after double fisting Chilli and Big Red Last night. It was a struggle just to brush my teeth.

by PokiePlaya March 10, 2016

Work Truck Slapper

A smackin song made for work trucks and work trucks only.

Damn, did you hear that new work truck slapper that Sosamann put out?

by Daddyric November 8, 2022

shit slapper

A nome with an intense lust to slap your shit repeatedly until he orgasms in which he then proceeds to eat it and jump back into your yard.

Man that g-nome was a real shit slapper. I don't even need a toilet.

by allahu Ackbar May 5, 2017

Boochie slapper

A mans who gets around. A boochie is another term for a female’s lady bits. And he’s hittin several in just a short span of time

Frat boy 1: Yo Chad, Brady’s been such a boochie slapper during this frat party.
Frat boy 2: Bro I know, I already saw him with Emma, Anna, Sammy, Bridget, and Heather tonight
Frat boy: whoaaaa bro that’s brazy

by flowerchildhunty15 May 10, 2019