Chance the Slapper

A highly evolved human being physically & emotionally that sells at an abnormally high level in comparison to his peers.

Bro, this month I’m gonna pull a “Chance the SLAPPER” all over your ass!

by The J-Mann August 7, 2024

Casket slapper

A funeral except a really wild one with karaoke

Matt: Guys, when it’s my time to go, I want you to have a great time, make it really memorable. Goddamn it I want a real casket slapper!

Jay: like with karaoke?

Pob: don’t worry bro, I promise you it will be a real casket slapped

by Pobby Weirdo March 26, 2025

Slapper

The description for a beefy as fuck song that goes hard.

Someone plays Mr. Postman by Cragga: Tony:"Ohh shit! This song is a SLAPPER!"
Rodriguez:"YEAH U RIGHT!"

by Mr. Simone May 21, 2025

Stick Slapper

A term used to represent when something is really funny. Usually followed by a slap of the dick

yo Gurt that joke was a stick slapper ngl.

by gurt sucker39 May 30, 2025

slapper

a slag who shags everyone that walks

your is a slapper mom

by sdnfsdnfsnfsnf May 21, 2024

Slappers

Shlaaag a total absolute slaag

I went to the Stratford footasylum and the worker was a slappers wid glowy skin always in the back room wid an Asian following her

by Amha February 17, 2024

Water Slappers

Feet next to or in body’s of water

Stop splashing me with those water slappers of yours.

by KiwiColorSlut2000 July 23, 2022