simons

Simons are people not to be messed with. They get shit done, and don’t mess with stupid people. In fact, if you’re stupid just walk away. Otherwise it won’t end well for you! Simons are extremely intelligent and pretty much always get their way. Don’t cross them because they’re always right. And they will prove it!

The Simons family won first today.

by Nurses101 March 26, 2019

Simon

A fat stinky incredibly ugly Columbian boy. He has the biggest crush on an Indian bitch named Nima who will never ever like him back.

Yo that nigga Simon smells like complete ass.
Yo Simon lose some fuckin weight u morbidly obese piece of shit.
Yo later let’s go to the park and watch the Simon eclipse.

by Simonismuchosmelly May 26, 2019

simon chater

Nice dick, shame about the face.
Little creepy, kinda like a horny Joseph Fritzl. If you close your eyes whilst fucking him though, he’ll fuck you into next week.

That perv at the pub last night was a total Simon Chater. 5 more pints and I would’ve taken him home and had the time of my life.

by 00Daddy November 22, 2019

Simmone

Look in the mirror, what do you see? I’ll tell you: you’re looking at someone who is almost certainly inferior in every way to one of - if not THE - baddest bitch in the Milky Way galaxy. They say that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but once you see a Simmone, you’ll BEHOLDIN your jaw cause it just hit the ground at terminal velocity.

Bitches: wow, I look okay toda-
Everyone: Quit, you look like a boiled egg; where is Simmone at

by notchrisdontlookatme January 29, 2020

simon kalivoda

allison REAL bf. a very hot man who just so happens to be the bf of allison<3333

person 1: whoa, who's that hot guy?
person 2: that's simon kalivoda, allison's bf

by Sadie Sink Simp August 21, 2021

Simon Cowell

A smug old plastic faced talentless cunt.

That Simon Cowell is such a plastic faced cunt.

by Johndoe567 July 20, 2022

Tyler Simeone

Tyler Simeone is amazing.
He knows how to have fun, and is pretty much a badass.
He is somebody that ANY girl would love to date.
I have dibs.
Oh, and he kinda makes me melt<3

Tyler Simeone wants to take me to the pretty lights concert, babyyyy(:

by Meryl Freaking Wilson August 20, 2011