Simpingsanji

A freaky sense of humor with non-PG jokes here and there, but always respectful, self-aware, and able to dial it back when needed. Listens, adapts, and happens to be very handsome.

SimpingSanji? What the hell, man why are you saying that?”
“’Cause why not, vro.”

by SimpingSanji January 30, 2026

simpademic

Not unlike the covid-19 pandemic, it's the current worldwide wave of "simps" who worship the ground women walk on. These men financially pay for women's lives and receive nothing in exchange. They do everything for them while being treated like shit.

Troy, your ass has 3 OF subscriptions? You are perpetuating the simpademic sucker.

by anonymous February 1, 2025

simpi

Simpi (noun) : describes a human male that is far from masculine, someone who has given up their manhood.

Avoid that dude in the dress. He's a simpi.

by manlyman314 March 24, 2025

Simpire

A person of whom is obsessed or “simp” for someone so much that they will not sleep and/or harm that person; usually used as a degrading term.

That simpire is so obsessed for Kat, that he waits 24 hour just to be her first viewer.

by ForTheSimpire April 9, 2025

exclusively simping

Not talking but off limits to everyone and seeing where things go.

Will is exclusively simping for Soley.

by whorewecum June 18, 2020

Ghost Simpin

"Simpin over someone who you dont talk to or know you exist."

Cecilia: " ugh hes so hot"

Me: "why you ghost simpin??? He doesnt even know you."

by Apimp.4.simps July 2, 2020

Subconscious Simpin

When you start Simpin on another man’s girl without realizing it because you are jealous of loosing your girl to somebody else.

Nico has a bad case of subconscious Simpin when I took his girl.

by Rhombus and Co. August 20, 2020