tool shed

jizz mop

yo dat jizz mop is a tool shed

by west side December 27, 2003

Shed

A) A outside storage room (generally made of wood)
B) To remove.
C) A complete cunt.

Shed is thrity now and he is still being a real cunt.

by Mikejuba July 23, 2009

shed

A verb meaning to tell or inform, from the phrase "to shed light on".

Be careful, berk, that basher did not shed the total dark on the issue...

by Erin Montgomery May 1, 2010

Sheddy

When someone thinks they're a big time character with big personality but realistically they're going nowhere.

Like they're a shed.

"That guy is sheddy."

"You're so sheddy"

by UrbanDict Street June 28, 2017

tül shed

1: A place of congregation populated by athletic males, superficial females, and other people who find it hard to acquire friends. A tül shed usually serves US domestic light beers, jägermeister, rohypnol, and overwhelming insecurity.
2: A pet name for a bandmate

G: Hey Bozilas, wanna go to The "R Bar"
B: Nah, that place is a total tül shed

by gar4ett December 14, 2008

take it behind the shed

A term used when two people want to settle an agreement with no witnesses. Usually In a violent way.

That fool was messing with me too much so I told him "let's take it behind the shed

by CharleneLover9000 May 29, 2017

shed your morning tear for Nixon

The largest, most odiferous bowel movement of the day, one that usually occurs in the morning. This movement is often accompanied by or caused my an extremely upset stomach, due to fears of the government, the president, the situation in Iraq, terrorism, medicare, the state of the world...

Man, did you just shed your morning tear for Nixon, dude? It stinks in here.

by DebWeb January 22, 2006