Shitting chips

Raining heavily

- as in "I wouldn't go outside mate, it's shitting chips".

by Little Marc/Ruggy October 23, 2008

quit shitting me out

sort of cheating you out but you get shit in return

like in call of duty zombies the mystery box will sometimes
give you shit

OMG mystery box quit shitting me out with these crap guns

by FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU October 25, 2011

Lighting them Up, Shitting them Out

The act of placing a lighter or other flammable device near ones anus. In the hope for an immense fireball when one farts, and instead soils there pants.

Bob: I heard this was "Lighting them Up, Shitting them out" was fun, you should try it!
Matt: What does that mean?
Bob: You will find out soon enough. It's really funny!
Matt: OK then. Let's give it a go.
Bob: Good Luck! (Bob steps back, Matt commences the act)
Bob: How was it?
Matt: I'm going to go take a shower, be back in a few hours... (Matt waddles slowly down the hallway)

by ChodyChodmar November 6, 2011

Stexting

The act of beating off to a obeese donke'y Ass Hole. or just sending dirty pictures over text message.

Man i just got done Stexting to that donkey over there. Me and this dude stext each other all the time.

by M3722 April 23, 2009

Shitting Dick Nipples

1. A phrase that a youtuber named danisnotonfire has randomly called out in a state of distress or frustration
2. A creepy fetish

Dan just screamed out "shitting dick nipples" at the game of sonic

by Rawrissocool May 21, 2014

shtexting

pooping while texting, shitting while using your ipod.

Guy 1 : "dude, i just got a text from jim, and hes in the can." Guy 2: "Oh, hes shtexting you?"

by metaltaz November 14, 2012

MANDATORY INTENSE SHITEATING

When the PEDOPHILE is entering into UNCERTAINTY and EXTREME FRIGHT.

Unpredictable MANDATORY SHIT EATING as you are required to do it way more often as your MANDATORY FAG PUMP that EG0 IS SOARING but you can't help it but MANDATORY INTENSE SHIT EATING will as ANAL ALAN it is going to get SCARIER AND SCARIER as you obviously make attempts to constipate yourself with MANDATORY PISS DRINKING as tell you what , go to the MANDATORY INTENSE SHITEATING NOW ALAN I WALDMAN PEDOPHILE MANDATORY SHITEATER.

by .MANDATORY SHITEATER July 26, 2022