shat

To try and fart but accident shit

Jeff: I need to fart bad
Bob: Then fart
Jeff: No, last time I shat myself

by Bigguy001 July 27, 2006

shat

a pastense verb used to describe the passing of fecal matter. Also, shitted

A dog shat where you're standing.

by Ninja_Joebei May 25, 2003

shat

Accentuated form of the word "shit" used in hilarious contexts in place of the word "shit". This word was invented by the great ass-master Eugene Wong. Other words he invented include indoid, indoidly, au au, quite quite, and more...

Shat shat! I can't believe my ass is on fire.

by Eugene Wong September 15, 2003

shat

another way of saying "shit"

Oh shat! Where's my car, nigga?

by Helix_297 April 22, 2006

shat on a turtle

when you take out your dip and place it on a turtle

dude that poor turtle went back in his shell after u shat in him.

that turtle almost died from smellin that skoal vanilla after u shat on the turtle

by patrick March 27, 2005

shat

a term sometimes used in Scottish inner cities.
worse than pissed. (ie. excessively drunk)

we all got absolutely shat last night

by Mr.mash June 18, 2008

shat

Hashish, hash

by Bigrattus June 12, 2003