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Bob shank

What did you do last night?
- Oh I just stayed at home and had a bob shank
by Bob shank July 25, 2019
mugGet the Bob shankmug.

skirt shank

The act of going up behind a woman or girl wearing a skirt, and promptly cutting that skirt apart to reveal the woman or girls undergarments. This is usually done with scissors, a knife, or even by hand mostly to sleeping girls. It is seen in some Japanese molestation pornography.
"That creep skirt shanked that schoolgirl taking a nap at the park. What a fucking degenerate."
by Fumuru February 15, 2020
mugGet the skirt shankmug.

hand shank

Im going to have a hand shank in the toilets
by Mullinator March 28, 2015
mugGet the hand shankmug.

Shank the wank

The act of trying to repeatedly trying to stab another mans penis and balls, while in the process yelling "shank the wank!"
"Ouuch!" "What happened logan?" "Seth just shanked my wank!" Shank the wank
by AkooDaKillerToy December 13, 2017
mugGet the Shank the wankmug.

Shanks for the laughs

Say this when someone gets stabbed on a comedy show with a comedy laugh track. A pun for "thanks for the laughs"
A: We got shanked so hard
B: Shanks for the laughs everyone
A: Shanks for watching
by Furry Balls July 9, 2021
mugGet the Shanks for the laughsmug.

chip-shank

When you're eating some corn chips, usually thin pointy ones, and while chewing you get stabbed usually in the roof of your mouth.
Oww! I just got fucken chip-shanked by these nachos! I think i'm bleeding!
by mondomoon28 October 31, 2011
mugGet the chip-shankmug.

Super shank

When you Vigorously thrust a sharp impliment into a mortal foe
That nigga off troy got Super shanked in his Jugular .
by ariels May 19, 2005
mugGet the Super shankmug.

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