Shitzo

An all around shitty and terrible person.

Thank God that shitzo got fired, he kept on eating other people's fridge food.

by Anonymouusees December 20, 2024

shitzinski

Northeastern Canadian slang, predominantly used in small towns and villages. A “shitzinski” is a term used to describe an enormous poo.

Oh man, I think it’s gonna be a shitzinski

Aw man Charles took a shitzinski and clogged the toilet

by Boxxxmuncher January 14, 2025

Seizures Are Any ElectroMagnetic Pulse: The Mathematical Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Seizures Are Any ElectroMagnetic Pulse: The Mathematical Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025

Seizure Porn

Very low quality streamed video captures, typically of a person or multiple people masturbating on an old school video sharing website. The choppiness and blurry vapor trails create a nauseating strobe-like effect. Very common when live personal video streaming was new, but the technology hadn't caught up yet.

Those boys were sofa king hawt, but Omegle just turned it into seizure porn.

by terrorint March 30, 2025

Seizure salad

Getting your ass eaten while having a seizure

When I’m getting my ass eaten while having a seizure, seizure salad, bon voyage.

by Proffesor Dan March 7, 2026

Seizure salad

When someone has a seizure while performing a rim job.

I dated an epileptic guy to increase my chances of having a seizure salad.

by Black dahlia May 17, 2025

seizurebait

An overedited video with an overwhelming amount of FX likely to cause someone with epilepsy an actual seizure, hence “seizure bait”.

Most commonly found in velocity edits posted to social media sites. Little to no commercial videos fit this description.

Mother: So what happened to my son?
Doctor: It may have to do with the phone he has.
Other Son: bro got into the seizurebait 💀🪫🥀
Mom + Doctor: tf do u mean

by doppadeedop July 31, 2025