Buh-scuse me

The intensified version of "excuse me". See also, "mc'scuse me".

McDonald's employee: Is this for here or to go?
Fat Lady: Buh-scuse me?! You think I can eat all this by my-
McDonald's employee: BITCH I DON'T KNOW YOUR LIFE!

by soggehdoggeh August 1, 2018

Boy Scouts

The only place that exploits young men for the sole purpose of procreating hyper masculinity

Guy: Were you in Boy Scouts?
Dude: yeah that org is straight testosterone

by LuciStrr August 4, 2018

Justin Scussel

Hes really gay and only plays fortnite every day. He likes guys and is a really shit biker.

"wow Justin Scussel is really gay" "he likes fortnite? what a bitch"

by The Nig... Cracker October 27, 2020

cub scouts

1. Boy scouts that aren't in middle school yet.
2. The ranks are Lions, Tigers, Wolves, Bears, Webelos, And Arrows of light.

Hey mom, can I be a cub scout? "Yes John. But only if you promise to get me all the loops and patches." "Okay!" John joins the cub scouts" 5 years later. "John, did you get all the loops?" "John hasn't gotten a single one " Yes mom, I did.

by UrbDic dude November 9, 2020

D'scustin

a form of saying Disgusting.

ugh, jenny your hair looks d'scustin. go fix it ewwwww

by thiccyboitintin1 November 29, 2020

Boy Scouts

Boy scouts like all things were good till the liberals took over. Since they started letting gays and niggers in its been going down hill. Now a diversity merit badge like wtf. All the boy scouts that join are gay and trans pink haired little 10 year olds that just have big orgies. It used to be a good program that taught kids outdoor skills and morals of being an American but now is gone and is just a way for girl scouts to get eagle

Normal guy: Hey did you hear about that new Boy Scouts came up with a BLM badge?
old Boy scout: Yeah i think ima quit because this is just turning into a liberal brainwashing camp
New scout: OMG you hurt my feelings im gonna tell the gay scout leader and he is going to make you have inclusion training and then im going to go cry to my mommy and change my tampon
Old boy scout: get the fuck out you trashy shit burg nigger dick munching coon fucking gay ass feminist lookin ass.

by captaincoonkiller88 February 10, 2021

The Scotsman

Something that can happen during sex:
When the bed collapses, but you take a big swig of irn bru and keep banging.

Lana and i were fucking so wild last night that i pulled The Scotsman, now i need to buy a new bed.

by Gfield August 21, 2021