internet shock

When somebody gets shocked at how much they can do on a computer. Usually an old person or somebody who has got the internet for the first time.

Nan: You'll never guess where I was last night!
Me: Where?
Nan: Shopping for houses in SPAIN
Me: MUM Nan still hasn't gotten over internet shock has she?

by X - Leah _ x May 30, 2006

Bum Shock

Also known as Poo Jabs.

Bum Shock is caused by a confusion at the Sphincter and is recognised by a short attack of pain in the anus. It is ultimately caused by needing a massive poo which hasn't quite brewed.

Ouch, my bum hurts.

You've got Bum shock!

by Gallimerde March 3, 2007

Shell Shocked

Shell Shocked: When a woman parties so hard the night before and ends up in the emergency room the next day with terrible genital pains only to find a dead turtle in her vagina.

Wow girl! I was at a party last night and had way to much to drink and woke up shell shocked!

by ICE BEARD THE PIRATE October 2, 2018

two handed shocker

Two handed version of the shocker.

If you thought that she liked the shocker, give the two handed shocker!

by Mark DeMuth December 5, 2005

Shockey

1. To completely overpower or crush an opponent with brute force.

2. To be humiliated or ran over when standing your ground.

3. To dominate.

(See PwN)

Derived from the New York Giants Player: (Jeremy) Shockey.

Spectator A: "Did you see that guy get run over!?"

Spectator B: "Yeah! He sure got shockied."

by Ronald J. Gagne Jr. September 17, 2005

silkk da shocker

Best rapper ever to be born in New Orleans. Youngest brother of Master P.

"I'm Silkk Da Shocka!! Yeah that's me"

by d-Mack April 29, 2004

Shell Shock

A condition that occurs only in high school guidance counselors. Those affected will spend hours at grocery stores running tests on eggs looking for the perfect carton. They usually become angry when people suggest they mix and match the eggs.

Dante was about to call the cops on a Shell Shocked counselor in the Quick Stop, but a woman told him not to worry about it, because they always pay for what they break and clean up after themselves

by KossB May 11, 2006