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Scissor-ass

When two homo's lock asses and grind on eachother. Another term for a dumbass where all the worthlessness in the world is made up into one being.
god dammit! He's such a f-ing scissor-ass!
Those two guys are scissor-asses.
by joebob1115 September 30, 2005
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scissor punched

folding the handle of a pair of scissors in your hand and punching someone with the sharp end that juts through an opening in the fingers.
obama got scissor punched by the RNC
by montondo October 18, 2008
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Scissors

Used to cut off yaken lips
You need scissors for your face
by Rapterdragon83 November 25, 2019
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ROCK SCISSORS DYNAMITE!!

An old miner's game in which one miner lights a stick of dynamite and another tries to cut the wick before the dynamite blows up the rocks AND the player attempting to defuse the situation. The only thing that beats all three is paper... basic capitalism. I know that's weak, but... weak is exactly how capitalism works.
ROCK SCISSORS DYNAMITE!! You've been playing the game wrong your whole life. Thank me whenever you get a chance for all the enlightenment I've offered this world. ;)
by TheDOTKU July 30, 2015
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Scissors

A act in where you cut a males penis with scissors.
I scissored / cut my partners penis with scissors last night.
by Whatthefuch June 16, 2017
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Rock Paper Scissors

slang term for hand job. To "play" rock paper scissors is to give someone a handjob.
"what did you do last night?" "I played rock paper scissors with someone"
by Tea Queen Tease January 1, 2006
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scissor legs

A hoe that fucks so much, her legs open and close like scissors
Yo yo...im bout to pimp dis bitch hoe out she one fly mutah fuckin scissor leg
by Insey March 6, 2004
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