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it's not the size of the log, it's the quality of the wood

Referring to penis size.
"Hey Bret"
"Yea Toby"
"I know you got a small penis and I just want you to know it's not the size of the log, it's the quality of the wood"
"Thanks Toby"
by Johnny Boy 12347 January 25, 2017
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it's the 70's down there

AKA i have alot of pubic hair

(for refrence: in the 70's people went all natural and didn't care to shave)
kyle: so girl, we still on tonight? ;)

pamela:sure, just gimme time . it's the 70's down there

kyle: i'm a grown ass man, some hair wont stop me girl
by kirochan12 June 9, 2017
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What’s the deal

Instead of hitting up your friends saying what’s the deal just shorten it WTD or WSTD
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Where’s the Condom?

A very risky game that only few are brave enough to play. You start with a condom on. Then during sex you pull it off like David Copperfield and slam it back in without saying a word.
I was smashing that ho from behind and slipped that rubber off. Then after I cummed she was like “Where’s the condom?” I promptly snapped her butthole with it.
by Travis Castle May 28, 2018
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Who’s the bro

When you see a sick diesel truck go by you
“Yo did you see that sick Powerstroke?!” “Who’s the bro?!?!”
by Will Daquan James August 9, 2018
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What’s the deal

Typically used when a male is asking a girl if she’s is dtf or trying to get at or with a girl
by Ch33kclapper5000 September 13, 2018
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That's the juice

When some one spills the tea, but it's more realistic ( who actually drinks tea.... No one everyone has had juice though)
by Dino_toast November 4, 2018
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