Verb. Used to describe a Starfisher actively hunting for the Muddy Starfish.
A Starfisher is often muddy when seen by daylight having pur forth their best efforts since the crack of dawn. They steele themselves with a rock hard determination to erect themselves amongst their peers as a competent Starfisher. They Starfish to hunt the Muddy Starfish, a morsel quite difficult to poach despite any Starfishers best efforts. Upon sight of a Starfish, he will do his best to examine the animal to the best of his ability, often conducting visual and often oral examinations of the starfish doing his best not to spook it. This is because Starfish are quite contained and shy creatures by nature, often choosing to emit a stench laden secretion in order to protect itself and seem less appetizing to larger prey, often fleeing at first site of a Starfisher in their natural habitat. It is quite hard to catch a starfish, and as an old adage goes, a caught starfish was willing to be caught.
The closer cousin, the Aggressive Muddy Starfish is however quite a different animal. It pres exclusively on its lesser kin and as a general rule is avoided by a seasoned Starfisher. This is due to their penchant to bite and scratch when attacked or orientated upside down. This starfish requires special CDC authorized gear to handle safely, quickly escalating its microaggressions into full temper tantrums.
A Starfisher is often muddy when seen by daylight having pur forth their best efforts since the crack of dawn. They steele themselves with a rock hard determination to erect themselves amongst their peers as a competent Starfisher. They Starfish to hunt the Muddy Starfish, a morsel quite difficult to poach despite any Starfishers best efforts. Upon sight of a Starfish, he will do his best to examine the animal to the best of his ability, often conducting visual and often oral examinations of the starfish doing his best not to spook it. This is because Starfish are quite contained and shy creatures by nature, often choosing to emit a stench laden secretion in order to protect itself and seem less appetizing to larger prey, often fleeing at first site of a Starfisher in their natural habitat. It is quite hard to catch a starfish, and as an old adage goes, a caught starfish was willing to be caught.
The closer cousin, the Aggressive Muddy Starfish is however quite a different animal. It pres exclusively on its lesser kin and as a general rule is avoided by a seasoned Starfisher. This is due to their penchant to bite and scratch when attacked or orientated upside down. This starfish requires special CDC authorized gear to handle safely, quickly escalating its microaggressions into full temper tantrums.
Starfishers are a snotty bunch who maybe undeservedly have a crappy job, but they sure dont take it in stride when Starfishing!
by Willius Kensington Clarksbury November 19, 2019
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When your girlfriend in laying naked on her stomach with her legs and arms spread open while waiting on your little friend.
by BiggieSmallz! June 28, 2024
Even though I was sick and tired, Chris still insisted on going Starfishing and I regretfully allowed it.
by cdf12345 June 17, 2018
The act of a male laying face down with his arms and legs stretched out, allowing their partner to orally pleasure their anus whilst playing with the cheeks.
by magicben March 06, 2022
by skunkstunk February 14, 2025
Male who enjoys “pokin starfish” is a man who enjoys sticking his penis in buttholes. Depriving from the term “chocolate starfish” in other words low key for saying gay guy!
Girl: that guy is cute,how do you know him?
Other girl: from work and he like “pokin starfish”
Girl: ohh I guess I should have guessed. He reminds me of my friend Cheyne!
Other girl: from work and he like “pokin starfish”
Girl: ohh I guess I should have guessed. He reminds me of my friend Cheyne!
by Kristypatty February 26, 2020