starfish

Having no brain. Slang for being dumb.

Why am I being a starfish over simple things?

Stop being a starfish and answer the problem already!

by Keikeikeikeikei April 6, 2022

Starfish

A slang term for butthole in the words of John Cena aka PeaceKeeper

I got a rash on my Starfish

by Jaketheduck April 17, 2022

Reluctant Starfish

When a wife let's her husband have sex with her to appease him and she lays on her back showing zero interest while he goes to pound town.

Guy - "Man, I finally got laid last night. Have you gotten any buns recently?"
Buddy - "Yea, the other night. I wouldn't say I got laid, but Tricia begrudgingly lied there lifeless and let me have sex with her so I would stop annoying her"
Guy - "Ahh, the Reluctant Starfish. At least you got a nut"
Buddy - "Yup....."

by Dangling Scrots November 9, 2021

starfish sunrise

When you wake up in the morning butt naked and spread your cheeks

I saw a starfish sunrise on my honeymoon

by Hannahforpresident March 10, 2022

Starfish Butter

Poop residue after you think you're done wiping, also ominously known as the remainder, opposite of the ghostwipe

Bro, you smell like shit. Did you forget to check for starfish Butter?

No bro, I'm sea free
That smell might get you arrested

by The doughboy conglomerate March 24, 2022

Chocolate starfish

The grossest kink for the dirtiest of grizzlys, spread Eagle on the bed/all 4s tied to each post. Your mistress or prostitute then proceeds to shit on you until you are completely covered and then leaves you to rest in a pile of smothering, reeking excrement.

The kink-ridden yakky still had some chocolate starfish leftover behind his ear

by Richard Inchild September 22, 2021

Bloody Starfish

One who has purposefully given themselves a bloody butthole.

Carl: Hey Jimmy I saw your video last night of your bloody starfish….It was kinda hot and turned me on.

Jimmy: Thank’s Carl I really appreciate you supporting my videos…even if they are a little gory

by Bloody starfish man September 27, 2021