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shite

Complicated. To say the least,

Mulitple definitions. Here are some...

A big brown mess.
A turd.
A situation which is not enjoyable.
Talk which is frankly disappointing. To be mild...
Crap.
Er, rubbish. Trash. Garbage.

The situation most governments find themselves in after two years.
The reality of celebrity.
The problems we find ourselves in.
Life.
Death.
Reality.
What you say when you're not from Engerland.
Er. The trouser filling, touching stuff we deal wiv on an almost daily basis.
Wot you say when you hurt yourself.
Cont p94
The hammer hits the wrong nail "Oh shite!"
You hear nature call but no toilet is near... "Shite!"
A politico says something you disagree with strongly - "Shite".
by rendevous June 21, 2010
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a need a shite

A need a shite is a British word... It is used for real OG Niggas becose it is just GANGSTA
by McKay May 13, 2005
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Shite

Shed ytp likes shite
by D4RKCL0UD907 November 13, 2019
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Shite bag

Someone who is a shitebag aka Mya E.
by Trtttt July 12, 2020
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Shite come bloud

A series of secret code words to be used in certain scenarios; as such.

Shite - This word is commonly used when you take a shit in your mother's mouth while cumming bloody semen in her vagina, or arse, hence the phrase; Shite come bloud. (Shit cum blood)

Come - Commonly used when a man is having a massive, uncontrollable orgasm, and is cumming shit out of his penis. His arse is bleeding; hence the phrase; Come Shite Bloud. (Cum Shit Blood)

Bloud - When the queen of England elopes and has a massive orgasm from her ears, and her lungs melt to sludge and shit and cum and blood. Hence the phrase...do I even have to say it???
That guy Shite come bloud with the Queen yesterday..freaks me out bro.
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shite

"This place is shite."
-one of the dung beetles (spelling?) from Conker's Bad Fur Day
by Dave March 26, 2004
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shiteous

A "word" utilized by people such as escaped mental patient / little boy molester Perez Hilton, who is too lazy to use real words, and instead decides to allow the crap filling his head to fill the internet via his blogs.
Perez: What a shiteous whoreanus celesbian girl that celebrity is.
Anyone with a brain: No one cares.

Perez: Post-gays rock so hard, 'cause they don't stereotype themselves, O M G mainstream queers are so lame.
Anyone with a brain: Shut up, you stereotypical attention-seeking ultra-liberal effeminate douche.
by VSF July 16, 2007
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