Sick Wank

Having a standard masturbation session with one big difference, either during, or as you ejaculate (depending on the preference of the individual) you are vomiting or wretching due to illness or forced regurgitation.

I had an amazing sick wank the other day, managed to chunder just as I came it was magic.

by Disgraceful bus driver March 21, 2011

sick mate

A sarcastic remark about one's comment or failed action. Can be inhanced with 'yeah'. Also abbreviated as ysm.

'Friend fails to kick a ball'
"That was sick mate!"

by BristolianLad October 20, 2013

semi-sick

When you're too sick to operate normally but not sick enough to skip school/work. Symptoms include: excessive sneezing, runny nose,sore throat, headache, etc.

"Dude you look terrible"
"Yeah... I feel pretty bad"
"Then go home and get some rest"
"Can't I'm only semi-sick"

by i feel terrible right now March 23, 2010

sick bird

phrase used to decribe something overly incredible

syn: awesome, cool, wicked

Did you see him do that jump? It was totally sick bird

by the fonz April 07, 2005

cab sick

like being "car sick" but in a cab/taxi

(usually because cabs drive too fast, swerve, emergency break, and don't have shocks)

"Oh Debbie, I got so cab sick on the way over. That cabbie was all over the road!"

by BTheWordMaker May 31, 2008

Sick Bitch

A person who is a bitch temporarly for someone who is sick.

Robin was home sick with the flu. Jim came over and did whatever she wanted him to do. He was a sick bitch for the weekend.

by Meandyou2009 April 04, 2009

sick bird

adj. Something that is illegal. Derived from the aforementioned word to form 'ill-eagle', then using synonyms, ie. 'sick' for 'ill' and 'bird' for 'eagle'.

1) Dude, you just ran a red light!
2) Who cares, it ain't sick bird unless the fuzz roll around.

by A. David Dempster November 07, 2006