Some who is retarded and probably rode the "short bus" as a kid. Can also reffer to the Office idiot.
"JD" - Damn Bubba is a retard. He must have rode the short bus when he was a kid!
"Justin" - Yeah he is a short buser!
"Justin" - Yeah he is a short buser!
by Jay-No December 10, 2009
noun. - A hair folicle which is most noticably not from a chin or human scalp due to its distinct shortness and curl.
by Oak1eyman June 04, 2004
Verb, for men: To show up to an event wearing shorts when your friend has decided not to wear shorts.
A show of masculinity to wear shorts in all climate weather.
A show of masculinity to wear shorts in all climate weather.
"Damn, you out shortted me. My wife saw the snow and wouldn't let me wear shorts to the game today."
by Gachunt March 11, 2012
Isaac wong is shortnapping me help short nap means getting kidnapped when u are short and the kidnapper is tall
by sebastian wong seabass September 25, 2023
When yo broad starts nagging, talking down to you, like a kid on a lower level where she gotta hold ya hand.
(Yo broad)
Blah blah blah..your no real man...blah....real men could...blah blah blah...I do everything...blah blah..grow up!
(The man)
I know, you know I ain't gonna go for that short jacking all the time. Broad you done lost yo mind.
(Friend)
What up cuz!! What puts you in such a good mood today?
(The man)
My broad started short jacking me last night after I warned her not to, so i packed my bags on her ass and dipped.
Blah blah blah..your no real man...blah....real men could...blah blah blah...I do everything...blah blah..grow up!
(The man)
I know, you know I ain't gonna go for that short jacking all the time. Broad you done lost yo mind.
(Friend)
What up cuz!! What puts you in such a good mood today?
(The man)
My broad started short jacking me last night after I warned her not to, so i packed my bags on her ass and dipped.
by TommyhawkTyler November 07, 2016
Shorts that ride up and define all the curvature and crevices of a girls ass when she sits in the frog position.
by iiifrediii July 08, 2013