If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beard

Da "parody on da cake-baking saying" remark dat you smilingly say to a cute chick whom you've unexpectedly met somewhere, and you are savoringly pressing her soft warm palms against yer fuzzy cheeks.

I always love joking around about, "If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beard" wif pretty girls whom I befriend; said humorous remark always gets da biggest amused giggle-fits outta dem.

by QuacksO October 22, 2023

shaving his sink

doing way more than you need to do

yeah he’s really shaving his sink with that one

by kevinackerly April 17, 2023

Magic Shave

An American brand of chemical depilatory shaving-related products and other personal care products

Magic Shave Partners with Marvel's Luke Cage

by SPrice1980 April 27, 2023

No shave November

No shave November is where you don’t shave for a whole month so it can keep you warm
1.you start to smell like fish
2.you get crabs
3.you don’t get no man

Smell her she smells like fish she must be doing no shave November

by shanaepissedherpants.xo November 4, 2018

Vajay-ja shave

Slang for shaving your vagina

Jennifer: I'm going shopping wanna come with me?
Julie:I would but I have to vajay-ja shave today
Jennifer:oh shit, I'mma pray for you

by That thicc bitch (not) January 10, 2019

rubber shavings

A shaving made from a rubber when it is being used

When a rubber is being used shavings come of it"stop eating those rubber shavings charles,"

by Hubababuba January 17, 2019

Deli-shaved

Term to describe the condition of a woman's labia.

One buddy to the other, "She was like deli-shaved roast beef down there bro."

"TMI dude...thanks". Said the other.

by PaRa DoX June 11, 2018