Sepressed

When you’re depressed and stressed at the same time.

Created by two weird girls: xtaslix and @pineapleblob

“Damn, I have to make an essay due to tomorrow and I haven’t even started yet! I’m so sepressed right now”

by Pineappleblob April 8, 2019

The Big Secret

That everyone smokes weed.

The Government hides The Big Secret.

James definitely smokes, but don't tell its part of The Big Secret.

by Srsballer March 22, 2010

secret smile

what you call the pussy of a girl you really want but cant have

Bitch, we've been on 5 dates already and you aint givin me nothin yet... show me that secret smile already!!

by Felipe Alejandro Lopez August 12, 2008

Post Secret Poser

Someone who sends in post cards to Post Secret about things that everyone already knows or who brags about their secret being picked.

Josh was a Post Secret poser and would send in post cards every week about the time he pissed his pants at prom. Like no one would figure that one out.

"Tony, don’t be such a Post Secret poser. If you’re going to send in secrets shut up about it."

by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

The Chamber of Secrets

The act of dumping 100 proof or higher alcohol into one's anus, which is put in position above one's head (doing a headstand is the most accepted way to do this) and then lighting the alcohol on fire.

Ron Weasley did the Chamber of Secrets and now the whole room smells like burnt red ass hair.

by Dunhloke July 25, 2011

vaginal secretion

When a womens Vaginal Meat Curtains are stuck together with a sticky residue.

Dude you told me that chick last night was clean,her vaginal secretion was secreating out of your shorts. when i went down on her, it was like pulling apart a grilled-cheese sandwhich.

by E-rock Scarface November 8, 2008

Serrenity

serrenity is the same name as serenity but just spelled not the same

serrenity are you here ?

by hahahhahaahahaha June 8, 2021