Ronaldo

A guy who is shy at first, but turns out to be really cool. He is a good dresser and likes to wipe his hands in plastic bags.

guy 1: *cleans cheetos off hands with a plastic bag*

guy 2: don't be a Ronaldo

by Stunzy August 25, 2018

Ronald

Ronald is a boy/man who will have you turn your head to look at him without even speaking. You already know of his presence. He is protective and definite boyfriend material. He's always ready for whenever you need him. He's not afraid to express who he really is and he doesn't really care what others think of him. He's cocky and nice but he defends you when you truly need it. Never use a Ronald otherwise you'd damage his ego.

Girl 1: Shhh, Ronald's coming. I know it.

*Crowd quiets down*

Girl 2: How'd you know?

Girl 1: You just know...

by Shenyi's Handles September 22, 2018

Ronald

Being a ronald is being a stanky motherfucker that dont brush his teeth

Ttg quan- is that u smelling like that bit

Seven-what u talking about dude

Ttg quan-u smell like a ronald

by Shhssvs January 16, 2019

Ronald

Ronald is a huge JERK. He is a pervert and likes to touch little kids. If you ever meet a Ronald, stay away from him. He’ll make your life horrible and will try to harass you.

Did you see what ronald did last week? He touched some kids and got sent to prison.

by gabe itched February 15, 2019

ronald alonso

dates every 7th grader in hialeah

hey you know ronald alonso
yea didn’t he date gaby and other 7th graders

by clarissa garcia March 1, 2019

Ronaldo

Ronaldos are some spunky ass bitches. Probably Italian like 80% of the time and at least 20% communist. Ronaldos are some pimpy dudes (or dudettes, you do you).

YO RONALDO! FETCH ME THAT BALL LAD!

by queeeen8 April 10, 2019

Ronald

The furriest of furries. When a Ronald sees a furry he IMPLODES with delight. His fursona is usually a homosexual man deer. He is super edgy and get off to the mere thought of my chemical romance or panic at the disco. His wardrobe consists of Walmart graphic mens tees and flannels and his shoelaces are always purple. Because hes gay. Despite being a RAGING homosexual he finds himself attracted to one girl- shes also a furry and probably doesn't like him. Fucking furries lmao, amirite? The best people in his life are Dr.Diaz, ISABELLE, ISABELLE, ISABELLE, Isabella, and Gabe the GayLord TM.

Person: Oh fuck is that Ronald?
Person 2: Shit it is.. Run.
Ronald: Hewwo B-Baka! //Blushies and hides face// Sowwy to bowther u...teehee OwO.

by IsaBALL April 15, 2019