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Roger Rooster

A self pleasuring position that erupted in the late 1980's in the town of Rouleau, Saskatchewan where Mr. Roger Flender grew up. Roger, among other extra curricular activities, had a fetish for roosters. He grew so attached to the animal that he wanted to further his love by mimicking their style for pleasure. The position has 4 steps: (Note, this will only work for males)

1. Push your stiff boner between your legs so that it is pointing directly behind you.

2. Close your legs, holding your boner in this position.

3. Keeping your legs together, bend down slowly so that the tip of your boner pushes through the gap just above your ankles depending on the length of your boner.

4. Then with the help of your favorite lube, continue to pleasure the tip of your penis by pushing it in and out of the gap above your ankles.

* Shave the part of your legs where your boner touches for added smoothness/pleasure.
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by Gilbert Brandon October 8, 2011
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rooster

An incredibly annoying wake up call
Argh my rooster woke up again
by Dylzah3931 May 18, 2016
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rooster stopper

Synonym for cock-blocker that is acceptable for broadcast TV.
Ross: "I was about to ask out that model when Joey walked up and rooster stopped me."
Chandler: "Could he BE anymore of a rooster stopper?"
by FriendsFan69 July 26, 2011
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guarding rooster

cock blocker; one who prevents another from having sexual relations. Also shortened as GR.
Yo man, I was trying to get with Emily but Ben is such a guarding rooster.
by miniricci March 9, 2010
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super rooster

A term used by haters to define a black male who always no matter what put hens (women) in the hen house (sleeps with) with his dynamic swagger.
Hater 1: Uh oh, here comes super rooster, hide ya bitch!

Hater 2: Yeah man I better keep my girl away from him. I know she gonna let dude SMASH!

Hater 1: Man he don't say much to them hoes, he just eye fuck the shit out of them and the next thing you know he SMASHIN!
by stinkmeaner March 21, 2008
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Road Rooster

An irritated person driving questionably.
If Preston is going to be a road rooster my girlfriend is going to call his mother.
by silverseal September 19, 2011
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rim rooster

A fourty year old female whom is out of her prime and has to keep a mans attention by licking the rim of his butthole. Aka (rim rooster)
by ShoorOh dang October 27, 2018
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