Arctic Rod

Can the giver of the rod, inserts his feces into a plastic bag, keeps in in the freezer overnight, and uses is it as a dildo for the given of the rod, when fully frozen.

Justin Timberlake gave my landlady the old' arctic rod last night.

by Joelle Bruin February 15, 2007

The Norwegian Lightning Rod

A move originating in the lower east side of Norwegia meaning to remove the penis from a women/mans anus and while the shitter is still opened taking a piss into the conerging butthole.

The Norwegian Lightning Rod is actually illegal in Norwegia but still pretty common in poverty stricken places in the country.

by hunty goertz April 13, 2010

a-rod

To suck

To be overrated

To be homosexual

Dude, Pujols is such an A-rod

by Gorgonzola_Man August 29, 2008

k-rod

1.of or related to being cool.

look at the k-rod walkin down the hall.

by K-ROD May 13, 2005

twat rod

cock

ooh- crikey! he fucked me senseless with his twat rod

by andrew james robertson esq. June 6, 2003

cunt rod

1. simple, easy: a penis (cock, dick, man tool, schlong, vagina tickler, etc.)
2. an insult, similar in severity and level of kick-ass to "twat"

1. dude i stuck that bitch with my cunt rod
2. that girl over there? shes a total cunt rod

by cconant13 August 6, 2006

shower rod

The act of a male achieving an erection in the shower, either by a sexual fantasy or vigorous cleansing of the penis.

Bob.....Man, I was showering this morning and I got the biggest hard on thinking about Sally.

Jim.....That's nothing, I totally got a shower rod thinking about the old woman at the lunch counter.

Bob....Wow, what kind of soap are you using, dude.

by hairtoday_gonetomorrow September 11, 2010