Waiter Reparations

Waiter Reparations (1984 – Present day)

Waiter Reparations, slang. A waiter that has been stiffed and under-tipped by the African-American community so many times that he or she believes their obligations for the evils of slavery have already been fulfilled.

“I’ve already paid my fair share to the blacks by the lack of money I did not make when I was waiting tables. I’ve done my part in paying waiter reparations.”

Please refer to Department of Treasury Form 2-X-90007 Adjustment Claim African-American Reparation Form for Service Employee Workers

by Adolf Schicklgruber June 17, 2006

retardasaurus

An individual with an excessive amount of retardation. Often with the first name Carol, Amanda, or Ericka.

She is a retardasaurus!

by Dip2 January 2, 2011

retard midget slave

An intentionally racist and socially unacceptable term for a cunt, asshole, whore or mother fucker you despise.

What a fucking retard midget slave. Or simply: Retard midget slave.

by stewbaby September 20, 2015

Captain Retard

See--> George W Bush or Dubya

Still the current president (as of 01/11/09) of the unwitting states of America (his doing).

Makes "bold and decisive leadership" decisions in the wrong F*$king direction, every dammed time (when he's not taking a vacation).

I see Captain Retard was making another "speech" on CNN today. Only watched it to see how much the S&P & Dow stock tickers would go down while he was talking, yet again.... Cuz he's the decider.

by Pat Lamusga January 11, 2009

Retardable

Capable of Retardation

People are retardable and become retarded if given excessive electro-shock therapy.

by Omar Sultan December 15, 2006

repartee

the after party to one up the lame party you're currently attending

Girl: "I'mma see you at the repartee!"

Drunk guy with a lampshade on his head: "braaahhhh, re-par-tayy!"

by OMLTSP August 17, 2010

Retard Fucker

A person who fucks retards.

Yo, dude! You see that kid over there?! Haha, he's such a retard fucker!

by Mike Hansen June 20, 2004