Western Religions

First is the worst, second is the best, third is the one with the explosive vest.
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barneysaurism(religion)

the fake religion that worships barney the dinosaur, Duolingo,Dora and , Peppa pig
i love barneysaurism(religion)
by member of the elite May 13, 2022
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Competing religion

Any other religion that is going after the same market share for souls as yours. (i.e. Christianity and Islam)
Anita: "Look at those people, with their funny clothes and rituals. I hope they all know they're all going to Hell!!"

Chris: "Whoa, Anita! Take it down a notch. You must be from a competing religion..."
by Bill Sensbach January 09, 2012
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mewmon religion

Mewmon religion is religion where you worship bald cats and mewmon
"i am mewmon religion i worship the bald and mewmon"
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Woke religion

If the woke religion is a bastard child how are you not the tapeworm infesting the kids bowels?
Hym "If it is a woke religion that they are just as entitled to it as you are to your narcissistic dogma."
by Hym Iam July 17, 2023
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Multi-religional

a form of religious beliefs that allows you to celebrate every holiday season no matter what religion it belongs to.
'What are your religious beliefs?" answer "well I'm Multi-religional, that allows me to celebrate all the holidays!"
by rhmane December 24, 2010
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atheist religion

It states that is disbelief in a deity. But that means they believe there is no God. Hmm sounds like a belief and what accurate and correct evidence do they have that there is no God. Also, by law atheism is a religion.
theist and atheist from the atheist religion

theist: Can you give me correct and accurate evidence there is no God?
atheist: Well, santa clause and a magic sky daddy don't exist.
theist: ... I asked for proof...
atheist: ..... BELIEVEING IN GOD IS DELUSIONAL YOU ARE A MANIAC YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO SOCIETY YOU SICK HATEFUL PERSON!!! WHAT'S WRONG WITH GAYS AND BEASTIALITY!?!?
theist: ... Well that proves that atheism is madness...
by oscrmyrdooshbag November 05, 2011
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