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Relax the crack

by Matt Vicious July 18, 2023
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yo-relax

A term used to get the attention of someone who is needlessly wound up about something, and get them to calm down.
Person A: "I can't believe it! Could you take any longer? We're going to be late for the movie" *Starts to hyperventilate*

Person B: "Yo-relax dude, we'll still get there before the previews are over"
by LxWiz December 14, 2008
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conversational reflexes

1. how deftly an individual can adapt a story or sentence they are currently telling to steer the mood of the listeners in their favor

2. how quickly an individual can fabricate a believable story while under scrutiny
A real-life instance of good Conversational Reflexes:

I just was going 125mph in my rental car 10min before reaching a security checkpoint.

Officer: "is that a rental? how fast does it go?"

Me: "I wouldn't know, this car is really slow"
by Teh Noj October 1, 2009
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herbal relax

the act of smoking up or getting high on marijuana to aid relaxation.
im a bit stressed out, think ill go for a bit of herbal relax.
by ashweeeeeeeeeeeeee March 3, 2011
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remote reflex

The lightning fast,cat-like reflex of grabbing the remote control to mute or change channels when an uber annoying commercial comes on the TV. Can be anything from a Jennifer Hudson Weight Watcher promo,to a hard-to-watch starving child,animal abuse or child with whooping cough spot.
My remote reflex has been timed at 15/100 of a second.
by wolfbait51 October 14, 2011
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Tweener-Reflex

The sudden urge one gets to leave (or have your "tweener" leave) almost immediately after having had sex with your "tweener", regardless or sexual gratification.

(Tweener (adj): People who are sexually intimate with when they are both between relationships - similar to friends with benefits, but with the expectation that while the friendship will continue, the benefits are put aside when one of the people involved gets involved in a romantic relationship.) This is not to be confused with one-night stand remorse or anxiety, since tweeners are not usually just one night stands.
After being out all doing something (day or night) you get home and realize you are horny. You are in between relationships so you call someone you know. The two of you engage in short conversation, have a few adult beverages and get down to business... almost as soon as you finish, you are hit with the "tweener-reflex" and need to get up and get moving or you want your "tweener' to leave so you can sleep. This is not the same as guilt or remorse, its just a feeling you don't want them hanging around.
by Juxone November 16, 2011
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Hag reflex

The physical and emotional response to dealing with unpleasant women (usually of a certain age). "Unpleasant" can refer to her grouchy demeanor and/or odor.
Martha really triggered my hag reflex at the potluck dinner.
by jcooler August 31, 2012
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