the ray charles

when your girlfriend falls asleep before you, you masterbate and cum on her eyes. Then when she wakes up in the morning her eyes will be dried closed with jizz and she will not be able to see

"last ngiht i gave shella the ray charles and when she woke up she actually thought she was blind"

by big lang July 10, 2009

Blu-ray

What is most likely to become the next form of media. It's the be used on the next-gen consoles such as PlayStation 3, X-Box 2, but you just never know with Nintendo. Movies will probably be used for it as well, as they can also be recorded on them. A single side can hold 25 GB, and dual can hold 50 GB, and get this, they're making a quad-layered one with 100 GB. That'd make one fuck of a Grand Theft Auto game. Overall, in 3 years when somebody reads this, Blu-Ray will be well known. The acronym for it is BD, for Blu-Ray Disc.

Because blue lasers are thinner and more precise then the current red lasers, it's now possible to store more on a single disc. A Blu-Ray Disc to be exact.

... Why are you telling me this?

by Magic Hobo January 23, 2005

ray bans for teenagers

Sunglasses that look almost exactly like Ray-Bans, but they don't cost 140$ but cost 2 for 20$ or 15$. They are for teenagers that can't afford 140$, or are smart enough to know that they aren't responsible enough to take care of expensive ray bans so they go buy 4 pairs for 40$ at pac sun.

The Pac Sun Ray bans are also very high quality.

You don't cry if you crack your Pac Sun ray Bans, you just go buy some more.

Materialistic Girl: haha! did you see my new Ray Bans they were 140$!!

Normal person: Cool i got mine for 2 for 20$ at pac sun and they look exactly the same

materialistic girl: whatever!!mine are so much better!

*******2 weeks later********
Normal person: shit i left my sunglasses at the movie theater, I need to get some more

materialistic bitch: OH FUCK!!I BROKE MY RAY BANS!!!!OMG!!!

Normal person: haha thats why when your 13 you dont go buy 140$ sunglasses

*********i don't have anything against Ray-Bans, I think they are beautiful and great sunglasses, I just think your fucking retarted when you buy them when you don't take care of your shit****************

-ray bans for teenagers

by Unicorncasablancas July 13, 2009

Ray Martin

Australian rhyming slang for a carton (of beer). Ray Martin is a popular current affair presenter in Australia.

Im nipping down to pick up a ray martin, you want in?

by joshua snowdon September 25, 2006

scott ray of sunshine

A sexual maneuver whereby one fires off a handgun at the point of climax. The handgun must be at least 9mm or larger. A .22 just doesn't cut it.

The sex must also be performed in a wooded area. Discharge of firearms in a domicile is unacceptable.

Extra points are awarded if an electric blue light sabre is involved, especially after the flying of radio-controlled helicopters.

Another word associated with this experience is "Todded".

I totally busted out the Scott Ray of Sunshine last weekend at the lake with Monica.

Oh, so you totally Todded!

by Tasty Snatch November 13, 2011

sting ray

the thing the DID kill steve irwin :'(

a sting ray killed steve irwin

by gregg skomsky September 4, 2006

Blur-ray

A movie that says it is a Blu-ray disk but is actually very poor quality and does not appear to be high deffinition at all. The disk and package says Blu-ray but the video quality is as low as that of a normal DVD.

Bob: I just got 28 Days Later on Blu-ray.
Joe: Cool! What'd you think?
Bob: The movie's good but the disk is a total Blur-ray. I think VHS tapes are higher quality than this shit. I should have saved the money and bought the DVD instead.

by movielover March 12, 2011