Matt Rags

"Matt Rags" are the paper napkins, towels, or random article of clothing used to clean up the mess after a blow job.
Matt Rags, are also the term used to describe a fun, handsome, sexually active man who is so busy he only has time for oral sex rather than actual intercourse.

After having oral sex with her partner, Jenna Jameson used a Matt Rags, to spit the cum in, since she did not feel like swallowing.

Due to a hectic school and work schedule, the instructor was only able to be a Matt Rags, rather than go out on dates.

by Reno Dallas November 14, 2012

finishing rag

Any sort of towel, cloth, tissue or sock etc. that a male uses to complete the final stage of his masturbatory act, eliminating mess and/or assisting in clean up afterwards. Can be for one-off use or reused multiple times.

Tom- "Hey man, what's this crusty towel lying under your bed?"

Jeff- "Oh, that's just my finishing rag."

Tom- "Nice!"

by getgaydude March 7, 2013

Midnight Rag

A towel or piece of clothing used for cleaning up cum and fluids due to masturbating, usually done at night.

Josh silently cleaned up after masturbating at his parents house with his midnight rag.

by Darknova000 December 10, 2011

Id Ragged

it would supposed to mean I Dragged but instead it means Id ragged. Which means you did a rag. meaning you are a rag. and you did what a rag does.

Male 1: I was spinning so hard Id Ragged
Female 1: dang dude that hard

by Ph3nox November 17, 2018

Grease Rag

A person who lacks the abilty to clean themselves or Eqivilent of a tool

"Godamn Austin stinks!" "Yeah hes such a grease rag." or "Austins a winey grease rag."

by BEN2k4389 June 18, 2008

rag sniffer

one who derives sexual pleasure from soiled feminine hygiene products.

1) My buddy Eugene hides in the bathroom at Walmart and thumps it while ladies dook, what a rag sniffer...

2) I met a bad bitch who likes to do dutch muffins, ten to one shes a rag sniffer bro...

3.) Like honestly Mr. Rogers was a professional rag sniffer, smelling everyone's undies and calling each smell out like it was more than a hobby, a straight up profession... "You been eatin a lot of asparagus?"

*often charactarised by red eyes/ oral herpies.

* not to be confused with a corksniffer

by blooregardQkazoo March 18, 2014

Ragged-out

Verb.
Going as hard as possible till you can't physically Go any further while dragging everyone along.

They went hard through the weekend and were ragged-out

by BIG RICARD THE KING OF... September 17, 2023