chicago rowing foundation

The best rowing team out there. The energy is so chaotic and crazy and our team is extremely close. our land days and erg tests will make you want to die. Novices wear too much team gear and varsity wears the unis, oakleys and visors. Our arch enemy is New Trier. The boys on both CRF and new tier team wear lots of spandex so girls have to keep their eyes up!! the one day we don’t have practice our team gets separation anxiety. The dock is COVERED in goose poop. Masters are also very intimidating as they stare at us carrying up boats. Coaches on the team are very strict and spooky but also extremely nice and caring. Regattas are so so fun and we all hang out in a tent. after practice we all go to dunkins and consume A LOT of chocolate milk, coffee and glazed donuts. in conclusion, crf is our family and lifestyle.

me: *complains abt crew*
anyone: then why dont u quit
me: bc chicago rowing foundation is my whole life.

by row girl shi October 21, 2019

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Skid row

When you kick someone’s ass so bad they look like they belong on skid row, they look like a homeless drug addict who lives on the streets.

I kicked Johns ass so bad, put him on skid row. I beat the shit out of joe, he looks like he is on skid row.

by I had intercorse with your dad December 29, 2022

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Three-Leg Rowing

When a dude uses a "rowing machine" while watching porn or otherwise "horny", causing him to row with 3 legs.

Three-Leg Rowing really helps motivate me to exercise.

by Z-Dict February 24, 2021

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Gherkins Row

A place where carmine lupertazzi sr visits often to taste test gherkins. Sometimes he likes a few more than usual some times it can be too much.

“What’s the matter carmine, you don’t like the egg salad?” (Sighs) “Too much gherkins” … “Smell that? Burning hair” … “Ah shit, Did any body revisit gherkins row before hand!?”

by Soda Glovk February 25, 2022

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