quake and bake

Toking up after being awaken by an earthquake. Made popular by internet show host Tom Leykis.

*earthquake/aftershock that wakes Bill up*
Bill: The hell was that...
*bong rip! quake and bake!*

by Soukin August 14, 2012

quanae

She is a very clumsy girl, she's in love with pineapples she is dependable someone who will be there for you and can always make you laugh and is kind. Shes always trying to impress boys.

hey boys what you up to
uhhh your such a quanae!

by bkuolul.iyhukhajkgwy8uugyuyhuy February 20, 2017

Quaked

Being so shook that you can't even

Person: you're kissing that pussy huh?
Person2: yeah (;;
Person: I'm quaked

by (://dogs August 18, 2017

qsanet

Be my girlfriend

“Qsanet be my girlfriend”

by Jackson260406 November 26, 2021

Quaker oat

What you are eating a girls ass and she sharts in your mouth

I was eating Stephanie's ass last night after taco bell and she quaker oated my mouth

by Big Dick Binkley January 2, 2023

curry quake

The instance in which an overweight Pakistani or Paki falls to the ground.

Paki: I was walking all by myself when this guy threw me to the ground.

Friend: *Laughs* Did it cause a curry quake?

by Lawlable June 19, 2009

fetus quaker

what you are called when you accidentally microwave your fetus instead of your oatmeal

"MOM I JUST PULLED A FETUS QUAKER ON PIPPY" (pippy is the baby)

by elhuevoderoblox May 18, 2019