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PromisCARs

Pronounced as "Promis-CARs", is a spin off from the english word promiscuous. And its used for a person who changes cars too often.
My friend Usman changes cars so often, its like he has one night stands with them! He's so PromisCARs !!
by Hard2Hit1 May 4, 2011
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Promise Rabbit

When making a promise to someone instead of doing a pinky promise, you engage in a Promise rabbit where both parties make a rabbit ears shape with thier second and third finger put the rabbits together in a scissoring motion then pull away making an explosion noise.

The promise Rabbit is a sacred bond which cannot be broken.
Person 1 - Dude, I promise not to watch adult material on your laptop.

Person 2 - Promise Rabbit Promise

Person 1 - Yes, Promise Rabbit Promise

*does the promise rabbit.
by McMaizonattor September 3, 2012
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promise cat

Not unlike a promise ring, a promise cat is a ceremonial feline offering to one's significant other, symbolizing commitment to future engagement. A promise cat provides the additional benefit of satiating maternal instinct, temporarily delaying the urge to procreate.
Mike: "How long have you two been together now?"
Bill: "About 5 years."
Mike: "When you going to make her a wife? There must be a ton of pressure in that direction..."
Bill: "Dude, you don't even know. Her younger sister just got married, and her facebook feed is filling up with friends' baby pics. I ended up getting her a promise cat to release some of the pressure."
Mike: "Nicccce. Classic move, brah."
Bill: "Yeah, that oughta hold her off for now."
by SensualHarassment May 19, 2014
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promise

what people say but don't really care about
e- "promise we'll always be best friends no matter what"

c- "promise"

*fight*

e- "you promised to never leave.. and now you're leaving?"

c- "promises were meant to be broken"
by 3afterYou July 16, 2015
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promise panty

A pair of lingerie (often a panty) to let a person know that sex is in the future. Wearing the lingerie (panty) is real time confirmation that it's time for sex.
She's not ready to gave sex with me, but she's given me her red promise panty.
by ArtieWolfe May 7, 2016
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Promise

When you tell someone you'll do something but sometimes you do the opposite of what you said.
by One n' only January 29, 2018
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Procastinating

He's being an erling again. Procastinating forever
by Brobeans21 May 9, 2021
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