waking up pregnant

when a person gets unbelievably drunk that its inevitable they will wake up pregnant, funnier when used on guys

Mike had 4 long islands and 2 mind erasers last night that betch is definately waking up pregnant.

by preggoleggo June 11, 2011

Las Vegas pregame

Masturbating excessively in order to lower sperm count the day or two before going somewhere to potentially hook up with a chick in order to avoid knocking her up.

I'm going to Atlantic City this weekend. I should probably do some Las Vegas pregame so no "accidents" happen.

by MoistDesertStorm October 4, 2017

We're pregnant

An announcement made by a lesbian couple who are pregnant at the same time and same due date.

Charlotte: Hey Rachel! Did you hear the news about me and my girlfriend Gabby?
Rachel: No. What is it?
Stacy: We're pregnant!

by Victor9595 August 15, 2022

National Get Pregnant Day

Today is the day that you MUST get pregnant, no exceptions.

Him: Hey Shordy, Today is baby making day, todays the day you getting pregnant.
Her: OMG, I am so Excited to get pregnant!!! I almost forgot that it was National Get Pregnant Day

by ItalianStallion123456789 October 27, 2022

Pregger's Girl Show

Slang used by those who watch The Secret Life of An American Teenager just so they can make fun of it.

Eric: Did you catch the Lost finale last night?!?!?!

Mike: No, I was way to into Pregger's Girl Show. It is so unrealistic and the actors are terrible... I love it!!!

by aFanOfSecretLife May 24, 2009

Pregreening

To creep forwards while waiting for a red light to change.

Stop it!!! Your are driving me nuts with your third-worldish pregreening way of driving.

by rperazag August 5, 2010

Pregnant

You should be happy you didn't use "protection". The point of having sex is to make babies so that they can take care of you. Don't ever use condoms

Guy- please don't tell me you're pregnant
Girl - I am.
Guy - But how?
Girl - good thing you didn't use condoms
Guy- I don't want babies!
Girl - so what to do?
Guy - disown or sell it
Girl - nope. When it grows up, they're gonna take care of us two.
Guy - I mean I guess that works

by AppleUsersMustSwitchToAndroid July 16, 2018